I’m fine with Valentine’s Day generally. If by “generally” you mean “when I am not single.” Heh. Hypocritical? Sure. But it’s like, I don’t know. Picture you get laid off, and then your friends invite you out to drinks to make you feel better and spend the whole time talking about their jobs. Like, thanks, guys. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see a man about some vodka. But this should cheer any one of you out there out tonight “celebrating” this fake bullcrap holiday.
(All I need is a guy who appreciates this movie–in the meantime, I will have to settle happily for girlfriends who come over with said vodka and watching “Sex and the City” dvds with me.)